: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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