Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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