is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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