You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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