In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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