Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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