You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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