a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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