So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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