Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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