Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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