Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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