I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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