Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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