How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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