she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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