meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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