3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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