uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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