i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
