you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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