Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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