How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
