i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Houston, we have a blender
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
this hospital has no fireball
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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