it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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