He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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