GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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