ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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