There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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