Just mADE A PArabola og urine
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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