Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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