I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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