hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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