The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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