He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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