i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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