I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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