How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize