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(858): View more from California

ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(786): View more from Florida

Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?

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(404): View more from Georgia

There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase

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(252): View more from North Carolina

this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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(217): View more from Illinois

What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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(972): View more from Texas

Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.

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(562): View more from California

Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.

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