i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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