Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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