But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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