So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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