Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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