I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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