i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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