Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'd cum for enchiladas.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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