im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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