Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
