Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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