he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize