its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize