I look better un-naked...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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