Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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