discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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