He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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