I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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